it wasn't lemon gatorade
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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