: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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