Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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