Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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