I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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