It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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