Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
