Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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