i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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