Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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