yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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