the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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