ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize