did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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