just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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