she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
foreskin is a definite game changer
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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