Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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