Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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