My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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