this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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