i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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