woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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