I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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