I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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