No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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