Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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