seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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