im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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