Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize