what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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