I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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