Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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