I showed him my bush... on skype.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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