this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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