What should our trivia night team be named?
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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