It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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