I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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