Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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