normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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