Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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