Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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