She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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