3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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