I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she smelled like a LAN party
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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