That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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