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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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