I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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