If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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