pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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