I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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