I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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