Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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