Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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