But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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